sixthrock:

gallusrostromegalus:

partyhardymcfarty:

wancemcwain:

someonekillbrettkavanaugh:

mockwa:

military victims vase

ME LMAO

andy’s mom doing his soldiers dirty after he leaves for college

This is so fucking funny like you see this cool, tacky golden weave bowl & look closer to see that it’s a mass of writhing bodies of fallen soilders twisted into another in agony like something out of full metal alchemist

This is like…. some kinda exaggerated metaphor about the middle class profiting from while simultaneously covering up the sacrifice of poor people to the military industrial complex, Esp since the fruit bowl is ye olde symbolism for extramagance and gluttony.

All it needs is an acousitc minor key version of “Fortunate Son” playing as the music

looking for a nice tasteful centerpiece? why not try the tormented souls of the damned

coolcatgroup:

hayley566:

coolcatgroup:

Me waking up around 2 in the afternoon: “Ok I really should get up for the day”

*10 minutes later*

Sleepy bitch disease

Me everyday honestly

flowury:

ofthemoons:

curiositymarsrover:

Earth, you are my wishing star. Here’s how you look from my home on the surface of Mars.

“you are my wishing star” is so romantic

why is the mars rover so slick

slayboybunny:

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal”
“ok but get this: im a rich white person"
“oh sorry about that sir"

the-real-seebs:

Ever since Moneyball got published, it’s been trivial to do the analysis and conclude that if you want to get the best team you can afford, you should absolutely be hiring women in engineering jobs. Just think it through. It’s not hard.

chessys:

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

queeranarchism:

I love these examples.

‘Having an argument you lose’, YES.

Actual resistant doesn’t always look cool, it’s about whatever achieves results.

NSF awards $706K to Kristen Barnett for indigenous archaeology | News | Bates College

rad-roach:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

I think the scariest thing is I legit can’t tell if this is satire or an actual news article.

zaoling:

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

reblogging for that gif