thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

probablybadrpgideas:

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.

Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

trans-keith-kogane:

weasowl:

gwaoopa:

mens-rights-activia:

Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:

Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh

agafsjdka

Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh

Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh

The above examples are valid

Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:

Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe

Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu

Itpyuye

Ncmvbb

You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash

I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD

It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the “Basic Position”, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous

“g” and “h” are fine because they’re right there, “z” “x” and “q” are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle row’s heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail

thank you for coming to this TED talk

im a top what does this post say

key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be

valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish)

…oh, wait, no. Ok, I see it.

mothyseawitchery:

HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

So if a porn bot reblogs and puts a link to your selfies you can do this

SO IF A PORN BOT PUTS A LINK TO A PORN SITE/VIRUS YOU CAN FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO HAVE IT REMOVED. ALSO IF ANY REMOVES THE ORIGINAL CAPTION OF YOUR POST TO BOOST THEIR BLOG YOU CAN REPORT THEM (AND GET THEM REMOVED) TOO.

YOU CAN ALSO FILE A DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) AGAINST THEM TOO. http://tumblr.com/dmca 

lesbianrey:

thehumanarkle:

zenosanalytic:

bogleech:

Conservatives have so much fucking nerve talking about how “ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL” when absolutely no-one feels inconvenienced by them or has ever even encountered them in their personal lives unless they’re the CEO’s of a megaconglomerate bitter that they couldn’t rip up a national park and buy like their fifth house boat

Yeah, it’s literally the Kochs saying “It’s so UNFAIR that when the oil pipelines we own but don’t maintain bust and flood a town with toxic sludge, that WE have to pay to fix it.” and “An employee we forced to clean chemical storage tanks without the proper gear for 15 years developed cancer, and they’re allowed to sue us over it? TYRANNY!!”

How is it never occurred to me to put it like this before?

its because republicans/ceos have convinced a large majority of americans that corporations are not only living entities that need to be protected but also that they’re even more important than people

anti-oedipussy:

kadenzy-goblin-tinkerer:

genderqueerrainbowrocket:

#transmisogyny

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

They have always wanted us dead, and have always enacted that necropower through micro-ecologies of control. That said, now that the US’s inherent micro-fascism is crystalizing into macro-fascism that necropower is on spectacle for all of politics to see. The eradication of difference, in this case transness, will take place on the big screen and the crowds will be frothing at the mouth to see it’s completion.