Y’all I’m seriously so so close to getting a new stove for my family. I move out in ONE WEEK but my 4 immediate family members will still be using a hot plate by the time I leave at this rate. I truly appreciate all your help so far, because of it we’re 75% FUNDED!
BUT! I NEED $230 MORE TO REACH THE GOAL TO FUND A NEW STOVE AND ITS INSTALLATION! Donations have slowed down and I won’t be able to provide resume-writing and essay revision services for much longer because I begin graduate school in 20 days. PLEASE consider donating or shopping my clothes, books, DVDs, etc!!!!
ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!
AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED
K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N
Freakin’ AMAZING!!!
Bitch. I’m deceased I’m in my casket because this shit is bomb
Bitch I’m shaped like Gloria the hippo and y’all can’t take me or her okaaaay.
Odsjdndjdjdjn
Everything is actually done without comprising the original body shapes like those disgusting untalented clowns drawing like twinks every goddamn animated character.
And like… Alex is a twink and that explains so much of his goddamn antics.
So it turns out these posts are uncredited reposts of the original works and found on pinterest, so i took it upon myself to find the original artist with all their wonderful content to give them the credit they deserve.
Please go and support this artist as you’re doing now. Art theft sucks and when art is buried under tons of reposts it makes it hard to find the root of the source and can hurt an artist significantly.
i’m just sitting here dying of laughter thinking about McGonagall looking over Harry in first year like yeah the kid gets into some dangerous shenanigans but it always seems to be for a greater purpose and his heart’s in the right place and he’s so sweet and quiet usually, clearly he takes after his mother Lily thank goodness this is good this boy is good
and then dead ass one year later kid shows up to school crashing into a tree with his bestie in a flying car instead of just owling the damn school that they’d missed the train and she’s just like DING DONG I WAS WRONG
black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats
the void is loud and wants chicken
WELL THE VOID IS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I FINISH MY COFFEE
The void is currently purring and sprawled out across my lap, we’re watching Hemlock Grove.
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
I’m not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”
I’m gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
Call this one Susan
You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
ForLoveFromFear 