Me as a farmer

stubbornheather:

asterisk-boobnoise:

pepelover22:

*runs myself over with a tractor*

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND —- MY UNCLE IS A FARMER
AND ONE DAY HE WAS GOING OUT TO CHECK HIS CROPS
HE NOTICES A TRACTOR JUST GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES
Thinks, “That’s weird, I go check it out”
HIS FUCKING NEIGHBOR FELL OFF HIS TRACTOR AND GOT RAN OVER But he was on a slope So the tractor went around and around in circles
Running him over each time
and he was pressed into the ground like a fucking cartoon
How long had he been there? Maybe an hour.
He was alive, and fine. Just pressed into the dirt like Wile. E Coyote and was so stuck in there that he couldn’t move so he just kept getting run over until my uncle found him

Is this an ad for Life alert for Farmers? Help I’ve fallen and i can’t get up due to being stuck in the ground after falling off of and then being run over by my tractor.

normal-horoscopes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

congalineofdurin:

congalineofdurin:

Hi the way people raise boy and girl children differently is DISGUSTING, I just learned that my mtf friend has never been bought a stuffed animal ONCE in her entire life???? this princess has NEVER had a teddy bear in her bed???

Long story short it is 9pm and I am furiously driving to fucking Target bc the first store didnt have any that were good enough I am

SO MAD RN

she’s letting me take her to build a bear and I am so excited

what a damn excellent post

RAGE ONLY MAKES LOVE HARDER TO STOP

tikkunolamorgtfo:

tani-b-art:

swolizard:

Serena Williams standing up for herself while referee accuses her of cheating. She had been docked points for coaching that didn’t happen.

This is so….so much deeper than what’s on the surface.

This umpire basically accused her of cheating! And penalized her for his accusations. This is touchy for Serena being that they have been conspiring against her for the longest with the whole drug testing. She’s had it with them opposing her with no merit or basis! SHE HAS NEVER CHEATED which has been proven time after time with those negative results. and to accuse her of that during this game is why she is extremely and rightfully emotional! The pain and humiliation in her voice says it all. It really hurt her for him to accuse her of that so publicly too. He announced it during the match on the mic to everyone and now that’s like a stain on this moment forever. That’s why she’s demanding he apologize to her and say it over the loudspeaker. To set the record straight that she didn’t do what he alleged.

Honestly she has faced the most her entire career and her mental fortitude to endure it and still be dominant is a miracle. ALWAYS A QUEEN

(this match was painful & angering to watch)

It’s really sad that what should have been a celebration of achievements made by two Black women competing at the highest level of sport was tainted by such prejudicial pettiness. I feel bad for both Serena, who has been subjected to constant bias, and Naomi, whose accomplishment of becoming Japan’s first singles grand slam title winner has been clouded.

sonicthehammons:

jasoncanty01:

neongrump:

beardedchemist:

epsilon110:

ayeyuu:

paintalien:

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

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and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

Even better – the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

One Punch Shrimp

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

dapenguinninja:

wrapmeupinwords:

headrest-for-my-soul:

fr0akie:

blackqueerblog:

Period! Whiteness is a privilege 

Who was that patronizing twat saying she was scaring children like shut up

i started crying watching this

Son of a pilot, here: it’s one of few standardized international safety laws that they can’t take off with passengers standing. If you’re on a plane anywhere in the world, you can do this. You’re legally within your rights to do so and they would be breaking the law to ignore you/take off regardless.

Real tears not just for the act the social conformity in standing up in front of a bunch of strangers.

It just got easier to change your gender in California, thanks to 2 new laws

profeminist:

profeminist:

“Two new laws that allow California residents to officially change their gender identification went into effect this past Labor Day weekend.

Both bills were signed into law in 2017, but just went into effect on Sept. 1, and make the process of getting state-issued documents and court orders for the new identity designation much easier.

Read the full piece here

YAY!!! GO CALIFORNIA GO!!! 

CURRENT MOOD:

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Reblogging ICYMI

It just got easier to change your gender in California, thanks to 2 new laws