If you’ve ever said “she’s too tall” you’re an absolute coward lol
I’m so about how popular this post is, tall girls are so good
Tall women, buff women, woman who sing jazz barratone, good women all.
Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*
Cake department:

A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.
One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.
(Sound is very much required on this one.)
Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.
AWOOOOO!
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Him ears too big for hims bod
Soft boi
sir that’s my emotional support bastard
yooo pass this along
but remember that plan b is an emergency contraceptive so avoid it if you can!








