etherealklance:

voltron: legendary disappointment

hpdspooker:

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

lalagirl16:

alphabark:

lalagirl16:

My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

What did the roomba do?

Tried to eat my fucking sock

warmheartworm:

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

bonesbuckleup:

captainevans:

some people’s blogs are being incorrectly flagged as explicit so if you would like to check your status, you can look it up on postlimit.com.

if you have been incorrectly marked as nsfw, you can appeal before tumblr permanently filters you as such and your blog is set back to default settings prior to december 18th here.

Everyone: this is how I found out I was flagged and marked explicit.  Check your stuff out and make sure you’re good to go.

thingsfromthedirt:

lovingrot:

???????????????

this is how bad it is

i-aint-even-bovvered:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

If you call Hanukkah “Jewish Christmas,” the ghost of Judah Maccabee will physically manifest in your house and start waving a sword around

Bringing this back because it’s gotten a bunch of notes recently! Hanukkah Sameach!