this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them
this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you
This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
Goyim stop throwing around the word Zionist challenge.Â
Because y’all don’t know what it means. You have no IDEA what it means, you don’t understand all of its applications. You probably don’t know that “Zionism” isn’t just one big homogeneous thing, but rather is as varied as the Jewish community itself. If I say that I am a Zionist, literally all that is telling you is that I think the Jewish people have a right to self-determination. Full stop. It says nothing about my opinions on Israel, it says nothing about my thoughts on the conflict or the Israeli government or on Palestine. Fuck, I can think of like, four different kinds of Zionism off the top of my head.Â
The fact that I see a bunch of fucking goyim going around saying shit like “op is a Zionist”, as if that actually says anything about OP and what OP thinks, is making me fucking sick. Goyim have taken the word Zionist and turned it into a word that means “A Jew that I do not like/ a Jew that said something I don’t like/ a Jew that doesn’t Jew the way I think they should”.Â
So goyim, until you fucking learn that being a Zionist can mean any of a hundred different things, until you learn that Zionist doesn’t mean what you antisemitic fucks love to say it does (namely that Zionism is white supremacy and other bullshit like that, because it isn’t), and until you learn to stop inserting yourselves into discussions about actual fucking Jews being murdered by Nazis in our houses of worship with pathetic, hateful posts about Zionists, as if there is ANY reason why a Jew deserves to be murdered for being a Jew, you can fuck right off.Â
Because every single one of you who does this shit? Who goes around talking shit about Zionists, who accuses Jews of being your bullshit definition of a Zionism, who reduces Zionism to some twisted racial ideology, every single fucking one of you is complicit in the murder of Jewish people. You are spreading antisemitic rhetoric that directly contributes to our deaths.Â
(because everybody thinks all we have to do is put on lots of lotion and not scratch)
waking up in pain with blood all over your sheets
being afraid to go to sleep because you can’t control your scratching when you’re asleep
having to do your laundry all the time because dead skin cells are everywhere
everything burns in the shower, even when you use cold water
no hot water: no hot showers, no hot tubs, no hot springs
not being able to go on sleepovers or travel to certain places because you can’t pack your humidifier or air purifier or the climate will fuck you up or there are just too many allergens there
if you ever do feel like going anywhere, having to pack your entire medicine cabinet (gauze and bandages included)
having to be careful with anything you put on your skin: makeup, lotions, etc…
clothing: as a child, cotton only – no jeans, no polyester, nope
when eczema breaks out on your face or any visible part of your body, and people are afraid of being near you for fear of catching some horrible disease. also people just straight up staring at you
hiding at home because you feel like the ugliest person in the world
not being able to wear short sleeves or shorts because you’re afraid of people seeing your scars
the only medications that work have horrible side effects…like topical steroid withdrawal or increasing the risk of skin cancer
being the really annoying friend with all the food allergies
not being able to exercise when you want to because you’re allergic to your own sweat or your joints are too inflamed to move
not being able to cry because your eyelids might break out
landing in the hospital because of life-threatening skin infections