gar-dev-oir:

dama-dziewanna:

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Which ed sheeran song is this

autismhq:

adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tk-senpai:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hufflepuff-writer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

apharc:

uncreative-lesbian-fangirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worse better

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

weavemama:

obama’s wife was disrespected, his daughters were disrespected, HE was disrespected but he never resorted to acting like 5 year old on social media and to the press