i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!
Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.
Women’s Section: The fashion cycle is so fast that we just drop clothes from our rooftop factory into a giant garbage truck stationed below the floor and truck it to landfills. This hour’s fashion is called “Sexy Clown.” Just grab something as it goes by!
Men’s Section: Today we are celebrating the 145th edition of our classic jeans line, in the timeless style from 1873 when they were called ‘waist overalls.’
women’s section: Hey here we have “shirts” made of 2 strands of hay and are 5cm long, with origami cuts that show your almost entire chest and don’t cover your torso at all. Your arm may fit in it, because you won’t. Don’t like it? we have it in BRIGHT GREEN and with fake jewelry!
men’s section: Yeah the shirt you’re looking for is here and DOES cover your entire torso, no it doesn’t have cuts, no it doesn’t cost 50
Straight ppl are so wild… like my straight colleague saw love simon and got really unnecessarily mad when Simon googled “how to dress gay” bc she thought he shouldn’t change who he is just bc he’s gay like??? chill fam? it ain’t that deep and we really do that
sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave
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This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.
stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal
Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here – she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.
I see why you omitted these details – sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story
imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright lit hurry up tho
The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone
killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦
The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it
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