forlovefromfear

just-a-john-doe:

Remember back when Tumblr’s biggest threat was Erica the game developer trying to make everyone try out her game? She was the OG spam bot queen.

onion-souls:

lewisaur:

wilhedivahater:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

youdonthavetohideyourself:

tygermama:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”

japanese gyoza? talented

indian samosas? brilliant

chinese bao? incredible

austrian knoedel? amazing

polish pierogi? showstopping

korean mandu? spectacular

italian ravioli? iconic

tibetan momo? outstanding

american fritters? killer

literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus

this is one of the best things that ties humanity together

How dare you forget empanadas

It’s that time of year for sufganiyot! ✡️🕎

thedrawingduke:

~~Belated Hanukkah art post! The holidays were a little busy and rough on my end so I only got to post this on Instagram.~~

Believe it or not, I started this before Hanukkah even started and it took me this long to finish 😭Oh well…Happy Belated Hanukkah to all who celebrate!

Meg from @fantome-stein ❤

madamehearthwitch:

evilkillerpoptarts:

sinnahsaint:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

“Want me to call it?”
“It’s on silent.”

A tragedy in three parts.

My wife is a super techie person and told me about something thay actually FIXED this problem for me.

There’s an app called IfThisThenThat(ITTT) and you can tell your phone to do all sorts of cool stuff, but the big one for me was that you can set it up so if you get a text with a key phrase(i think the default is “lost phone”) and only that key phrase, it turns on your volume and cranks it to max.

This has helped me so much, I hope it can help some of you.

Reblog to save someone’s phone

You can also log into your Apple or Google account and have the phone ring at full volume even if it’s on silent. It’ll ping the GPS, so you know if it’s where you are, or you left it somewhere.

And it gives you the option to remotely wipe the data, if that’s an issue.

blackdragonrogue:

Photos don’t do these lovelies justice.

Q-Workshop Dragons: Bottle green & gold Dice

@littlestwoodlandcreature

thehypnobunny:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon