smallest-feeblest-boggart:

thatsbelievable:

Birds control time! They do this out of spite.

Makes sense

tiny-septic-box-sam:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

There are 4 types of responses to this post

1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”

2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”

3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am

4)

simplyamberriley:

amberrileydancing.mp4 💛🧡💃🏽

ahoardofsides:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

Once in a blue moon it hits the corner exactly and i get the miniscule amount of seritonin my brain is capable of producing.