fatphobiabusters:

kristineirl:

🚩 this just in 🚩

being visibly and aggressively fat is non-compliant

It fucking starts….. Fat and queer people will not be allowed to exist. 

– Mod Guillermo

trapcard:

the whole “this is good for kids” thing doesn’t….really make sense. like if they wanted to protect minors then 1. making sure there was no CP on the site and 2. enforcing the explicit blog function correctly would be the top priority. The sex workers i know/have seen on this site make use of the explict blog function and repeatedly block/warn people under 18/21 not to interact with them or they’ll get blocked.  the wording of the new rules is very obviously targeting sex workers and tumblr’s transphobic definition of women. This is just a heavy handed two sided slap to get back on the app store and hurt the sex workers that rely on this site even more. also i’m pretty sure removing nazi’s would fall under “protecting children” but…here we are!

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

formorrow-sur:

sanetwin:

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

It’s what Eleanor Shellstrop would have wanted

thebootydiaries:

my friends send my posts to our groupchat without knowing i made them

realsadjewishhours:

Jewish person: *headcanons as a character as Jewish*

Goyim: but don’t like Jews control the Media and Hollywood! Lol why would you need to head canon a character as Jewish? You’ve got enough representation from our liberal Jewish overlords in Cali.And don’t you like have enough Jewish characters in like South Park and Family Guy, also?

Jewish person:

mysticmoonhigh:

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

judelaw:

I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis