Author: forlovefromfear

shadowraiku:

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

@probablyvampirerpgideas

pussysoupforthesoul:

lunaaltare:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

lunaaltare:

vaantablack:

lunaaltare:

vaantablack:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

vaantablack:

It’s Not Fair that gay porn has more spice n’ passion than lesbian porn

It’s also so clearly for heterosexual men like I’ve literally seen them slap the clit. Like slap it like it was stealing money out your purse. That’s not sexy! That’s just weird and violent.

all lesbian porn is is stupidly long acrylics and high heels in bed 😦

lesbian porn has no business sucking the way it does. these girls out here punching each other’s coochies and tryna tell me that’s a geniune orgasm.

literally chompin on each other’s clits like

 and being like ‘YEAH! YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT ? YEAAAAHH?’

“You want this PUSSAY doncha HUH??”

lesbian porn actress: passionate love scene? no problem

lesbian porn actress:

porn director: now play with her tits

porn actress: