jakemorph:

in this essay i won’t

instantwaffles:

abolish-everything:

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

I have no impulse control

turnipfritters:

foleo:

ataricore:

ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.

reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole

a kinnie made up this lie after having a breakdown cause they found out bpdluka kins hatsune miku even tho they have her listed as their top id (not kin cause they’re HATSUNE MIKU IRL) and softblocked half of their mutuals

You just can’t get farm fresh organic nonsense like this on any other platform, I tell you what

jewishaesthetics:

Jalebi for Chanukah

ostolero:

oriko:

buttcheek

salty-blue-mage:

Everyone on Tumblr rn

mostfacinorous:

dog-of-ulthar:

they just created a new paradigm where we have to claim every instance of nudity is art…we’ve entered a new phase of art history……..porn dadaism

Dada Kink.

vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

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