slavbf:

i think whats difficult living jewish in todays society is that, more than with other minorities, people really believe we’re not still being oppressed. they literally tell us that the holocaust was the start and end of antisemitism and, especially for white jews, that we don’t have any disadvantage being jewish in america. nazis these days are considered anti-black and racist and misogynistic and homophobic and everything else except antisemitic. i see more christian people/goyim be afraid of nazis than defend jews.

“You didn’t draw the pipe on the base layer, right?”

scoobydoomistakes:

Carl the Animator: “…maybe?”

Ted the Animator: “Uh-oh, this’ll be fun.”

Carl the Animator: “Why’s it a bad thing, anyway?”

Ted the Animator: “…just look.”

Carl the Animator: “…oh.”

Ted the Animator: “Sorta speaks for itself.”

Carl the Animator: “Hey, maybe he’s a really heavy smoker.”

Ted the Animator: “And also a magician.”

Carl the Animator: “A carcinogen magician!”

Ted the Animator: “…well, that’s a rhyme the world’s never gonna hear again.”

angelbabyspice:

bratzdoll:

lnalovegd:

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

@angelbabyspice

I love when y’all tag me in this post 💖

forcesunleashed:

c0smicartisan:

ziddie:

babybunsworld:

yashaspumpkins:

tenpiecechickenmcscumbag:

rikuzegram:

ahshmeeeee-in-neverland:

mamstheodd:

hazeldomain:

Listen. I want to tell you guys about the Dollar Tree. If you ever need to rebuild your life fast, you want a dollar tree. Everything in a dollar tree costs one dollar. No exceptions. Nothing has a price tag. Everything is one dollar. 

This is Dollar Tree not Dollar General. 

Dollar Tree looks like this: 

Their stuff is off-brand but decent quality.  

Here are some things you can buy at the dollar tree for one dollar: 

– any kind of makeup- foundation, eyeshadow, lipstick, lip gloss, mascara, etc

– socks

– Sports bras (sometimes) 

– combs, brushes, hairclips, scrunchies, hair ties, headbands

– clothes hangers, laundry bags, mothballs

– any kind of office supplies or school supplies. Staplers, pencils, posterboard, pencils, pens, etc. 

– party supplies including paper plates and balloons

– all kinds of toiletries- shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, washcloths, deodorant, razors, shaving cream, nailclippers, etc. Decent sizes, too. 

– ceramic/glass plates, bowls, cups

– reading glasses, sunglasses

– plastic buckets

– cleaning supplies, detergent, bleach, laundry syrup, fabric softener, dish soap, sponges. brooms 

– electronics, headphones, night lights, phone chargers, batteries, screen cleaners, phone cases

Basically? If you ever get kicked out of your house or find yourself with a couple bucks and nothing else, get thee to a dollar tree. 

All the dollar tree stores I have been in have some sort of medical aisle too. Its actually where I went first when my tooth broke for some off brand orajel (Works much faster and better than orajel imo, longer too if you put it on a cotton ball and keep it in the area) And sometimes even emergency temp tooth repair kits, which are at least $7 elsewhere.
Dollar tree is a miracle.

I love Dollar Tree. When I first moved out this place saved me.

Every 20-something individual needs a Dollar Tree nearby. 

Dollar Tree also sells PREGNANCY TESTS and yes they work! Go in and buy like 5 of them, don’t spend $25 on three at CVS, not worth your money and honestly has saved me TONS of anxiety.

Dollar Tree also takes EBT. I nearly cried when I discovered that, because of my strict dietary needs.

Dollar Tree is good for greeting cards, as well. Don’t have a lot of money?

No problem!

They have a 50¢ section and a $1 section!

They literally have EVERY candy you’d get at a theater too, and way more.  Their snack row is to DIE FOR.

Also–college kids!  When my roommate stole all of my forks and bowls and then moved out unannounced in the middle of my freshman year, I went straight to Dollar Tree and got 2 packs of forks (each pack is 4 forks) for $1 each and some cute bowls that are still my favorite bowls in the house.  Not only is their silverware sturdy, but their plates and bowls are really cute.

A few dollar tree stores near me have even added a cold foods section! So check your local Dollar Tree for a $1 bag of frozen chicken nuggets and get yourself a meal!

Dollar Tree also has ovulation tests which are super crucial for people who are trying to conceive, and they’re generally more expensive than pregnancy tests