forlovefromfear

xmagnet-o:

tariqah:

I’m 21 and I won’t date an 18 or 19 year old and idk where people get the gall to date 18 year olds when they’re literally gonna start being put on their pension… fucking find a retirement home freaks

This

doeing:

caffeinatedlanddetective:

msmisfitz:

barelyup:

Oh my god ❤️

Absolutely love this

Wow.

Please watch this.

i was a little apprehensive to watch this because it’s four minutes long and i have a short attention span, but within the first 30 seconds i was hooked.

watch this. please, you won’t regret it.

books-and-cookies:

inner-muse:

fibrochemist:

jonphaedrus:

queenofperv:

it-begins-with-rain:

The greatest video since “The History of Japan”

#this goes through so many stages of sounding like #the speaker has #anything from #an italian accent to a spanish accent to a german accent to a swedish accent to an icelandic accent xD #to my ears at least #aka how english would sound if it made sense like the rest of us #english can’t even blame it on ‘having a lot of vowel sounds’ cause swedish has a similar amount (or arguably more)#the difference is that swedish has a proper system and Rules #for when the letter becomes a different sound #in swedish how it’s written is what you get it’s straight forward #english is just put together with duct tape and a prayer (via @erasedcitizen2)

@patrexes

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

“Plee-ah-see reemeembeer toe soobscribee”

This was honestly a religious experience

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

riotriot5x5:

blanketqueencas:

I made a handy diagram

The South gifted me the most perfect gender neutral term and I will use it all day every day until I die.

ironspiderson:

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

equalidran:

someone spray painted a swastika on a tree of life memorial folks we really do live in a society

thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy