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okay but what if angels are black holes and halos are just the light warping around them being pulled in by gravity 

1. paronomaniac said: Then receiving a visit from one is extra terrifying.
2. pugletto said: oooh… story fodder
3. elaienar said: That’s terrifying and I approve 100%.

WELL HERE IS THE THING, RIGHT? black holes you basically literally have to be in their gravity like pretty much on top of them to be sucked in. so that’s not really an issue. it’s TERRIFYING sure, but explains a few things which I will list:

• my astronomy teacher said if you were somehow able to survive entering a black hole and reached the bottom or singularity, the way time works is that you would be able to see the entire universe laid out – like you’d know when the universe ended if you looked back outwards
• which falls into line with the idea that the angels know all of time and everything except when it will all end precisely (or scientifically, the collapse of this universe is unknown, but supposing angels were black holes they would see until this unknown point)
• matter falling into a black hole creates a disc of light which is probably among the literal BRIGHTEST things in the universe 
• there are angels which are supposed to be the wheels of God’s Chariot, so it would make sense if, according to theories, that there ARE massive blackholes at the center of all galaxies which is what cause them to rotate, and those black holes are angels which make the galaxy spin. 
• black holes were formed sometime after the big bang, which lines into the story of creation, that the angels came after the universe. 
• angels can choose to physically manifest like humans, but aren’t actually. it’s said that you cannot survive looking at them or hearing them directly. NASA says that the “note” a black hole emits is the deepest sound found in the universe. i am just guessing here but you would probably die if you heard it up close instead of a bazillion light years away. ALSO side note cool fact apparently that “note”: “…It’s worth pointing out that the “sound” in question is 57 octaves (and one semitone) below middle C, which makes it 247×2−57≈1.71×10−15Hz, or one whole cycle every 18.5 million years.” CRAZY RIGHT although apparently some sing other notes and basically if there’s anything people know about angels it is that they DEFINITELY SING. anyways you can’t see black holes but you can see the things around them and the soundwaves surrounding them. 
• also apparently scientists picked up a death “scream” of a star falling into a black hole but like…
• anyways literally every angel is terrifying BE NOT AFRAID “haha okay but i’m crying though is that cool” 
• black holes are probably angels. i’m just saying. 

this is exactly the kind of weird christian gnostic-empiricist apologia i like to see on my dash

Reblogging for the Christian gnostic-empiricist apologia.

this is my post, and it’s based on Jewish theology, not Christianity. 

But Christ was a Jewish man, so it makes sense that Christian gnostic stuff would resonate with both.

Your guy died about 1200-1300 years before the theology this was based on.  Get your own philosophy and stop stealing ours.

There are so many things that have been invented or initiated by Jewish people over the past 2,000 years that bring pride to us as a people, but whenever we point it out and try to get an acknowledgment, we are dismissed and told that it doesn’t really matter, or that we’re ruining everyone’s fun. Yet whenever it comes to Christianity—the one thing initiated by a Jewish person that has done nothing but cause misery and harm to the Jewish people—suddenly y’all want claim a connection?

In all sincerity please fuck off.