thatrashman:

pietriarchy:

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

accurate 

You only get 20 hours of work per week. But you have to be available at all times. You say you need a second job? The mysteries never cease…