janothar:

rires-new-toy:

janothar:

brehaaorgana:

brehaaorgana:

i searched “dice” on etsy, and the first page had a butt plug that ended in a little trouble bubble with an honest to god D20 inside. i swear if someone ever walked into a gaming session with that in their ass i would have to leave. 

twerk to roll initiative 

…WHY DID I LOOK!?
Who wants the link? It’s REAL and I have BEHELD it

…hit me with it

This is on you, not me.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/614770978/d20-twerk-o-matic-booty-dice-butt-plug?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=dice&ref=sr_gallery-1-29&organic_search_click=1&more_colors=1