mercready:

nofaddano:

antiandrogen:

transmariahcarey:

this is sisterhood

Oh my god?

this deserves an oscar

Rough translation:

« Oh no, she got me. She’s about to turn around and see what I was looking at which is obvious because it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened. I’ve got to create a diversion to avoid it. Maybe if I do something even more suspicious. Yes, my phone. I’ll pretend to get a cute text, she’ll want to know who sent it, and she’ll be busy being jealous. »

« And now, if I created a second diversion so I could watch the girl go by a second time? »