thebibliosphere:

a-spoopy-mozzarella-stick:

katy-l-wood:

I went to Michaels the other day to get all the Halloween goodies and there was a lady in her early thirties there with a cart LOADED with stuff. She looked over at me and said:

“My husband said I’m only allowed to decorate one room of our house for Halloween, because otherwise I go a bit overboard. Joke’s on him, though, because we just bought a new house and I made him pick the one with an open floorplan. He hasn’t figured it out yet.”

A+ plan, lady. Good job. And thank you for helping me get stuff down off the tall shelves because I am smol.

@thebibliosphere

I’d say “me” but ETD has largely given up on trying to keep the skeletons out the rest of the house.