I feel like the humor in SU is one of the more underrated aspects of the show so let’s have a thread quoting our favorite funny moments! I’ll start
“NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING YOU’LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK”
Pearl: “I really wanted to see your Krol.”
Amethyst, grabbing a shovel: “Now we’re gonna bury you till you learn your lesson”
The entire exchange between Steven and Lars in Stuck Together when Steven asks Lars for help and he’s a lazy shit had me in stitches
Steven: I’m gonna need you to be my arms.
Lars: Ugh, fine.
Steven: Lars, pull my pants off.
Lars: What?
Steven: Trust me, I’m trying to save you!
Lars: What if I don’t want to be saved? What if I want to stay trapped here and fly around space, and why your pants, you weirdo?!
[…]
Steven: Okay, tie one of the legs into a lasso.
Lars: I can’t. They’re on the floor.
(pause)
Steven: What are they doing on the floor!?
Lars: I don’t know, Steven, what are we doing in space?
[…]
Steven: Come on! One more try!
Lars: I don’t wanna try again…
Steven: Lars… throw the lasso!
Lars: Ugh, fine! *throws the pants*
(pause)
Steven: What is your problem, Lars!? Why did you do that!?
(it’s not the same without hearing Steven’s voice, he’s so pissed and tired, it’s great)
This is my favorite set of lines, from “An Indirect Kiss”.
Steven: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.
Pearl: Just today, you were crying about Snakes!
Steven: They don’t have any arms!
My favorites will always be Peridot pushing Greg off the roof and this exchange from “Future Vision”:
Steven: At least tell me what happens with my lunch! Do I choke on a pickle?
Garnet: Um, you don’t choke on a pickle.
Steven: THAT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS WITH THE PICKLE!
“Woah woah woah, hold the phone. Now give the phone to me.”
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