themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

spoopy-miakitty:

nuka-rockit:

g1itterg0d:

g1itterg0d:

PEOPLE ARE TAKING THE “let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus” PETITION SERIOUSLY I’M SCREAMING

context: that black stone sarcophagus they found in egypt apparently has red liquid in it. some absolute goon made a shitpost in petition form

addressed to “king of skeletons” saying that “we need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die”

and then

someone wrote an article about it, failing to realize it’s a joke. article gets shared with others, who also don’t realize it’s a joke. everyone comments about how they’ve lost faith in humanity etc etc. and then i scream into the sun for 1000 years

me & my millenial friends drinking that sweet sarcophagus juice to gain it’s power & crush baby boomers once and for all:

@asohkatano @charbonne01

u will turn into skeletons O.O

At the very least, this is good inspiration for remaking The Mummy